Gun lefts

June 27th, 2008

Well, Surly Curmudgeon dot com is a blog all about gun rights, so this might as well be about gun lefts. Had a dream last night I was driving to Arizona, where one needs a dawg, a gun, a truck, and a fence. However, in the dream I had an automatic pistol, I’m guessing a .45, and I could not hold it steady, aim accurately, and pull the trigger because of arthritis and weak grip in my hands. Guess I’ll have to go for a rifle, or a smaller handgun like a .22 for “protection” in my dream life. In real life, I’ll rely on G-d, dogs, and a gritty attitude.

Obama - Clinton in 2008

June 4th, 2008

Rawnoodle.com, its faculty, board, advisors, associates, affiliates, interns, and general rabble enthusiastically endorse Senator Barack Obama for President and Senator Hillary Clinton for Vice - President. The people have spoken! Rise up! (Anything else would be silly.)

Forget the dogs, beware of owner

June 2nd, 2008

Wrong address

ATTENTION! You are about to rob the wrong house!

My brother makes me proud, sometimes in ways which are a bit unsettling…

How to speak Missourian

April 13th, 2008

A couple of colloquialisms to add to your vocabulary when visiting St. Louis:

“Flustrated” - a contraction of “flustered” and “frustrated” indicating some level of dismay and aggravation: I was flustrated when the satellite TV went out at Hooter’s right in the middle of the NCAA championship game. Hoo-wee.

“Droggy” - a contraction of “drowsy” and “drugged” which applies mainly to pharmaceuticals: Them there Benadryl capsules cleared up my stuffy nose but left me feeling droggy.

Shame on you, W

March 8th, 2008

It’s a new low for America.

Waterboarding

The Man vetoes a bill that would ban waterboarding, a torture technique. I’m outraged, but sadly, not surprised. Shame on you, W.